JOKE OF THE DAY

Joke of the day:



(At a table in a candle-lit
restaurant, Akpors and woman
having dinner)
Akpors: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?
Woman: (stands up and landsa
stinging slap on his face)
I have waited more than 9yrs, I
have prayed, fasted, sowed
seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even
went out of my way to be nice
to every male specie of
marriageable age!
I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went
to House
on the Rock, from House on the
rock I went to Guiding Light
Assembly,MFM,ch ­ rist
embassy,Redeeme ­ d, from there i went to This Present
Winners looking every wherefor
you
l went from a size 14 to asize10,
so that when you see me youd
love what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from
Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt,
then I went all the way to Kano
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to
faceboook, then I went to
twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping HMË
would show up! for where?
I uploaded only my best pictures
on Facebook, infact I took photo
sessions to look my best, all for
you o! I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was
direct or indirect!
The next place I was hoping to
check was the moon, before you
crawled out, crawled out fromthe house directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while?
The neighbour I said hello to
every morning?
Were you trying to destroy my
faith? You almost rendered my prayer
life useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking
for?
Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down
on your knees and put that ring
on my finger!!!